“My teacher said I’m a loser, I told her why don’t you kill me
I give a f*ck if you fail me, I’m gonna follow my heart,
And if you follow the charts, or the plaques or the stacks
You ain’t gotta guess who’s back,” -Kanye West
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.